Cow Jokes

• Why did the cow jump over the moon?
• Because the farmers hands were too cold!
• Where do cows go when they want a night out?
• The moo-vies!
• Why does a milking stool only have three legs?
• Because the cow has the udder!
• What was the bull doing in the field with his eyes closed?
• Bull-dozin'
• How does a farmer count his cows?
• With a Cow-culator!
• Why don't cows have any money?
• Because the farmers milk them dry!
• Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
• Because her horns don't work!
• What's a cow's favourite Movie?
• High School Moo-sical! -Eve. W, Seaford Rise S.A
• What do you call a grumpy cow?
• Moo-dy!
• What is a cows favourite music?
• Moody Blues
• What do you call a cow riding a skateboard?
• A Cow-tastrophe about to happen! -Dillan W, Seaford S.A

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Awesome Cow Facts

• Holstein cows are black and white.
• Jersey cows are brown and so cute!
• A cow has four stomaches!
• Holsteins cow black spots are like finger prints, no two cows are the same!
• Just one cow can give nearly 200,000 glasses of milk in her life time! Thirsty?
• A cow has around 207 bones in her body.
• A cow can produce nearly 30 kilograms of poo in just one day! That's a lot of poo! Stinky!!
• You can lead a cow upstairs but not down stairs, as her knees cannot bend properly to walk back down.
• A cow can't give milk until she's had a calf.
• Cows produce 90% of the milk in the world!
• Cows spend 6-7 hours a day eating! Just like big brothers, Ha Ha!
• Dairy cows can produce around 50 kilos of saliva a day!! Imagine the spit balls!
• Dairy cows can produce around 90 kilos of farts and burps a day!! Who stood there and measured that?! Gross!!

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